dateline: redmond (wednesday, march 11, 2009)
Redmond has announced the release of it's newest financial package, touted by a leading economic comment-maker as "Killer! Kicks-ass baby". "A MUST BUY"!
That about sum's it up said Octocraft spokes-person, Tony (last name withheld). Tony hails from Canada, and studied literature at Queen's University. Tony wanted to become a great science fiction writer who wrote tales of passion and conflict . Stories that would move people to laughter and tears. He wanted to make a smirk on the world.
Tony started at Octocraft in 1997, heading the "Error Error Message Management Unit" (EmU), where he achieved his dream:
When you think 'Error'
think 'E_MS:000000666, eh?
think 'E_MS:000000666, eh?
Tony has move into the IP enforcement unit, where he has been developing his martial-arts skills. Pestered penguins have been known to bite back!
Tony reports that Octocraft is eagerly seeking new investors to help support their developing terrorism program, vowing to eradicate Linux infestations wherever they occur. Investors are asked to bring cash in small bills and to be willing to pledge their souls to the devil. Investors must sign a "standard" non-disclosure agreement in your-own-blood.
Tony kindly includes this Google map of Redmond, just in case nobody can find the place :-)))
