Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il [tm]would like the West to know that he is no different from us. He so enjoys stripping down to the gauchies and sucking back some suds while watching American basketball on the tube.
He is a reframed person. No more kidnapping Japanese citizens off the streets of Tokyo and using them to train North Korean spies to speak Japanese! That was a misunderstanding.
Please send $5,000,000,000.00 to help his people and no more boom-booms, eh?
(he prefers small, non-sequential, unmarked money, but gold is also fine)
